Ebook Next Level Basic The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook Audible Audio Edition Stassi Schroeder Simon Schuster Audio Books

By Christine Finch on Saturday, May 25, 2019

Ebook Next Level Basic The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook Audible Audio Edition Stassi Schroeder Simon Schuster Audio Books





Product details

  • Audible Audiobook
  • Listening Length 4 hours and 36 minutes
  • Program Type Audiobook
  • Version Unabridged
  • Publisher Simon & Schuster Audio
  • Audible.com Release Date April 16, 2019
  • Whispersync for Voice Ready
  • Language English, English
  • ASIN B07L8MZ8WY




Next Level Basic The Definitive Basic Bitch Handbook Audible Audio Edition Stassi Schroeder Simon Schuster Audio Books Reviews


  • Loved it!!
  • I don't have much in common with Stassi. I don't care about musicals or serial killers or astrology. I'm meh about ranch dressing and fully-charged cell phones. I'm an introverted book nerd who would rather get punched in the face than blast my personal life onto the screens of millions of people.

    And yet, holy smokes, I loved this book. I watch Vanderpump religiously. Like, religiously. I'm not proud of that (but I guess that can be my basic b**ch confession for the day?). I just love everyone on the show--especially the Toms ;)--and this book has a very similar vibe.

    Stassi is honest and unapologetically herself. She confesses some pretty embarrassing facts like how she awkwardly lost her virginity, how she experimented with a lot of, ahem, unflattering fashion stages, or how she is DEEPLY fascinated with serial killers. (Btw, I have definitely walked past a serial killer more than 36 times. The guy who sat behind me in class was absent one day and the next day we saw he walked into a university up north and murdered five people before killing himself. Creepy AF...)

    What I love most about the book, though, is how uplifting it is. Stassi expresses a surprising amount of support for other women. I love her thoughts on relationships, sex, even hookups--how she says women are active participants in romantic relationships, not just there to passively be chased until they "give it up." It's actually pretty empowering. And her chapter on female friendships also surprised me by being really insightful. Honestly, I just wasn't expecting her to be as balanced and gracious in her relationships as she is in this book. I'm impressed.

    In short, I loved Next Level Basic. It's a quick read and super entertaining. Five stars all the way.
  • Great book! Really gets you thinking about how you need to embrace yourself and be true to yourself. Don’t be ashamed of what you love, find someone who can love you for you!
  • I am still thrown off by the fact that Stassi Schroeder wrote a book. And when I say she wrote a book, SHE WROTE A BOOK! Not a ghostwriter. Stassi, in all her glory. AND she narrated the audio. I had pre-ordered the hardback, but when I saw she was the narrator, I downloaded the audio. I don't think I would have fully appreciated this book without listening to Stassi read it to me.

    I want to say first that you most likely won't fully appreciate this book without knowing who Stassi is. So my advice, go binge watch Vanderpump Rules on Bravo. You need to be in the know with just who Stassi is to fully take in this book.

    If you are expecting some life-changing, literary piece of work with this book, then you still don't know who Stassi is. That isn't a slam on Stassi, that's just the truth. I really don't know what I was expecting with this book, but I can tell you, I didn't expect some of it.

    Believe it or not, Stassi gives us a deep message in this book. Even with her ridiculousness, silly stories, and obsession with ranch dressing, she has an important message.

    I loved this book so much because she didn't spout a bunch of cliche' and overused quotes or ideas. She was real, open, and just herself in telling her message. It's not just about all of the basic things she loves. It's about embracing things YOU love. And she puts everything in such a realistic, unfluffed, uncliche'd way, I couldn't stop listening.

    If you want to laugh and enjoy someone being absolutely real with you, then I encourage you to pick up this book. I am not ashamed or embarrassed that I thoroughly enjoyed this book!
  • I hate hate hate reading!! But this book has been so hard for me to put down it’s unbelievable! I effin love this book and the author even more for creating this amazing book!! #queenstassi
  • Completely vapid. There's absolutely nothing interesting about this book or the character. Even if you're a fan of the show, this book isn't worth your time or money.
  • This book was such an easy, quick read. But it was so amazing. It really reminds you how to embrace yourself and to just own who you are and not give AF about what other people think. If you love Stassi and are one of her Khaleesi’s then you will love this book!
  • LOVE THIS! I’m one of those people who wishes they liked to read and I often try to make myself. But this book is great and fun to read. It’s so relatable and I have found it difficult to want to put down!